Elvis: What is the best way to keep milk fromturning bad?
Syed: Keep it in cow.
Mrs. Cho: Everytime I sing, you will go out of the house and stand along the corridor. Why?
Mr. Cho: I don't want our neighbourhoods to think that I am beating my wife.
Wife: Our garden wall is so low our neighbours can see what we are doing?
Husband: We can build a higher one. Do not worry dear.
Wife: That's not a good idea as I will not be able to see what our neighbours are doing then.